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So somebody I know started seeing someone and wants some advice on what a good place for a first date would be.

And it isn't me.

So shut up.

But tell me some good places that'd be okay with a level 12 hybrid and a half-plant witch.

But it isn't me.

So shut up.

Okay, it's me, you forced it out of me.

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Uh. Congrats? I dunno if you wanna be congratulated about that.

... I'd wanna automatically say the park, but it's been really cold out, and nothing's growing yet.

I think a generally good spot for a first date is to go to a cafe or something, though.

Screw you, I don't need your acknowledgement.

...

Thank you.

Heh. No problem.

... We still need to get together ourselves sometime, but I'll let you have time to enjoy yourself.

...mmn. I'd like that.

You really had me going.

Shut the hell up.

Why don't you try a picnic, though.

How about I shove a picnic up your --

...that could work.

See.

I have good ideas.

I was wondering what your appeal was.

Certainly isn't your looks.

Wow.

Wow.

....so hey, have any good games come out since I left or is it all bullshit.

....

Don't look up Metroid.

...

....aw, come on, Iwata, what're you doing over there.

Uh.

Iwata passed away, due to cancer.

...Don't look that up either.

Don't do restaurants.

They lead to fights and the place gets wrecked and then you have to pay repair bills. Nothing good comes of going to a restaurant.

I don't really want anything to get burned down, so.

I'll avoid restaurants.

Maybe you two should just hang out and play video games?

....maybe.

I kinda haven't played any video games in over two years.

Didn't miss much. The industry keeps devolving to unskippable cutscene walker shooters with fake choices going into, I think Onni put it, "Muh cinema".

I recommend Splatoon, though?

I know this cafe a block or two off the main shopping street that serves killer coffee and tea, if you want directions. Uh, be warned, though, it can be a bit pricey.

Also, obviously, congratulations are in order.

Screw you, I don't need your adulation.

...thank you.

Do they serve Blue-Eyes Mountain.

You're welcome. I'll try and refrain from 'when's the wedding' comments until you're at least a year in.

Would I be reccing them if they didn't?

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