I bet when no one is watching, you have elaborate musical numbers with them.

Look, I'll feed them too. But you owe me, alright? I'm trying to get a thing together with some of the Junior League people and since I'm so laughably low in the rankings there's no chance of it being misrepresented. Maybe you can come and give encouragement to some of the kids, shake hands, kiss babies, that sort of thing.

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What do I even FEED talking fruit? Please don't say meat, I have enough weird nightmares as is.