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So I went to a nightclub last night.

Some dude tried to pick me up. I told him to shove his thumb up his ass. When he didn't get the hint, I hit him in the face with a chair. Then a fight broke out, and I ended up spending the night in a cell and my boss said if I did that again, he'd make me pull his car like a carriage. Then when I tried to punch him for calling me toots, he suplexed me.

Don't think clubs are for me.

I'm not trying a dating service. Those are for losers.